Foresight is a great thing.
It would have come in handy.
Like when I decided to try to steal from an angry Vampire King. Nope, probably wasn't one of my better ideas. And now he's decided he's done waiting, whatever that means.
He tells me I have pushed the limits of his patience for the last seven years and now it is time to claim what is rightfully his.
Because now it turns out that I am not the only one with an unhealthy obsession. He just hides his better.
Well, he isn't hiding anymore.
And as for me. I am now his prisoner who, unknowingly, just slammed the door to my own cell. And all because I stole from him.
Stole the heart of the notorious Vampire King.